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1. I want to bone the sexy chick and then leave her the fuck alone

2. i slept with my ex managers girlfriend because he is a ass and treats her like shit

3. I still mourn the loss of my ex…who i broke up with almost a year ago…he wasn’t really that great, but the main reason I miss him is because he had a huge dick.

4. At this point I’m almost certain that I’d rather marry for money than love.

5. I want to meet every woman who’s left a confession here.

6. on more than one occasion i have had sex with a guy while two other couples were having sex in the same room

7. I’m a sexy girl and can’t find a guy that just wants to bone and then leave me the fuck alone

8. I slept with a girls boyfriend while she was in the other room sleeping

9. i think i’m a nymphomaniac

10. I smoke massive amounts of weed… no one really knows the true amount.

11. I hate my boyfriend’s roommate. Never mention weed around him or he’ll become attached you like a leech until you give him some. I cannot stand him.

12. i still want to fuck poppy

13. I think I am falling out of love with my bf but I dont want to admit it….

14. any time anyone ever mentions 2012 i go into a serious depression and obsess over it like a fucking crazy person.

15. i’m sleeping with my best friend, even though i have a boyfriend. & it’s the best sex i’ve ever had.

16. It freaks me out how much Jessica looks like my ex girlfriend.

17. I fear I will never succeed even though I have an amazing spouse who completely supports me. And that makes me even more pathetic.

18. I play hard to get because I don’t want to seem too eager

19. i think i’m fat and ugly and no one will ever want me because i’ll never be good enough

20. I steal weed from my roommate all the time.

21. I still eat my boogers.

22. I’ve had my full hand inside a vagina.

23. I enjoy finding random, sometimes rancid, items to throw in my boss’ trashcan when he’s not looking.

24. I’ve spent the better part of 4 years doing mostly nothing at my job. I sit at my desk, pretend to work, surf the net, look for other jobs, and watch videos on my phone. I’ve been robbing this company of my modest pay pretty much since I started.

25. sometimes i still feel suicidal.

26. I haven’t felt any real emotion in 6 years

27. I really love talking shit about other people.

28. she slept with someone while we are on a break and almost 2 years later i can’t forgive her.

    even though i did the same thing.

29. all of my friends are in relationships, and they are all secretly sleeping w/ eachothers significent others….n im the only one who knowssss!!!

30. if i know im getting laid i will rub one out right before going out with her and then pop a cialis! heyoooo

31. We told everyone and now everybody knows you jizzed on her toothbrush. But we’d rather laugh about it than tell you.

32. We wish we could kick our mates head in! All he does is talk out of his backside and HE’S HALF FRENCH =0 X

33. I can’t stand any of my friends and I can’t wait to graduate so I can get away from them

34. I was fucking ex brother in laws girlfriend while consoling him on their recent break up ! sorry dude but get it together!

35. The one who is in love with me I do not want, The one I’m in love doesn’t want me … Yet, i’m still fucking both.

36. i cheated on my ex, with a girl..and then had a threesome with one of his friends.

37. I want to sleep with my friends wife. He doesnt even treat her right

38. I am secretly doing my best friends girl while he drinks his self to death on the porch and his son is not his

39. He can only last in bed a couple minutes.

40. my girlfriend is dumb

41. I think I’m smarter than most people.

42. I am in love with my husband’s best friend.

43. My wife and her family are born-again, evangelical Christian nuts… and I have to pretend I’m not an atheist so my wife doesn’t divorce me!

44. You’re a great friend and I love ya, but seriously…. your breath is so disgusting and I want to puke on your face any time you talk to me. You might want to get that checked out!

45. When you ask me if I’m still attracted to you even though you’ve gained 60 pounds in the past short years I’ve been married to you and I say “of course I do” I’m lying. I think its disgusting how much you’ve let yourself go.

46. You’re my boss, but I find your tendency to draw all of your self-esteem from work to be extremely pathetic.

47. I used to talk dirty with my ex’s best friend… and I was real good friends with his girlfriend, too.

48. I pretend I’m her friend, but secretly I want to strangle her every time she says the word, “amazing”

49. I hate that girl in my communications class who talks to me about stupid shit all day, but I’m nice to her because she gives me free xanax

50. I sleep with your boyfriend because you won’t lose the baby weight.