The 420 Munchies!!
Posted By: J.M.B | April 19, 2010 | 4 comments
Tomorrow is Tuesday, April 20th, 2010. It will mark the 318th anniversary of the start of the French Revolutionary War and 139 years ago tomorrow, the Civil Rights Act of 1871 was passed. Tomorrow we will celebrate exactly 98 years of enjoying our great American pastime in both Tiger Stadium and Fenway Park, and it will have been exactly 38 years since John Young and Apollo 16 landed on the moon. We will be celebrating the birthdays of the great Don Mattingly, the old Jessica Lange and the late Marvin Gaye. Should be a good day. But… I feel like there might be something I’m forgetting…
OH YEAH!!!! Tomorrow, more than 8 MILLION AMERICANS will raise their pipes and spark that sh*t in honor of 420, the national holiday dedicated solely to Mary Jane. Awwwww yeeeeah…
In honor of this glorious holiday, I have taken it upon myself to create and share with you a list of my favorite… munchies!! I know they’ll be part of MY 420 gameplan, and hopefully they can be part of yours, too. Enjoy 
If you plan to wake and bake…
…naturally, a good old fashioned Bacon, Egg and Cheese will revirginize itself for your taste buds as it always does. But hey- it’s a holiday! Why not switch it up a bit? Think of all the meaty possibilities; there’s sausage, ham, salami, or pastrami (my personal fave).
For the vegetarian pothead, try some ice cream with your cereal instead of milk! It’s magical.
If you only have time for a couple puffs on your lunch break…
… go ahead and treat yourself to some fast food. I, myself, am not a huge fan of the greasy burgers and fries, but back in the day I discovered 4 pc. Nuggets alongside a Caesar Side Salad from Wendy’s. It doesn’t sound like a lot but trust me, you most likely won’t need to swing back around the drive thru again, and it’s only gonna cost you like $3.50!
If you just can’t do fast food (I understand, it’s gross), be sure to pack yourself a good lunch and include a cookie or something for dessert. You’re gonna want it!
If you’re planning and all-day smoke-a-thon…
…make sure you STOCK UP. Every stoner knows that there’s nothing worse then having to get creative with the last 3 items in your fridge. I know I’ll be stocking up at least a couple of the following:
*Polly-O String Cheese
*Oreo’s (don’t forget the milk!)
*Combos
*BBQ Twist Fritos
*Tortilla Chips and Salsa
*Cracklin’ Oat Bran
*Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked (you gotta.)
*Doritos (try the Collision bags for variety)
*Honey Wheat Pretzels
*anything HOMEMADE (a great way to make Mom feel better about your stoner ways)
*something new, or something you wouldn’t normally pick. It’ll taste totally different, and you may end up liking it!
I’m sure we each have our own special something to top our 420 munchie list, but these are just a couple ideas that might help you avoid that “duhhh” moment you have standing in the isle in 7-Eleven after a nice burn ride.
Tomorrow, go find a comfortable place to chill and smoke your face off with some good company and some great munchies, and I’ll be sure to do the same!! And in closing, I’d like to wish you and yours a safe and happy holiday!!
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