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Ms. vs Mr.

1. Happy New Year, bitches!

   (RATED R)
   Ms. That Girl’s New Year’s resolutions. This should be good…

   January 4, 2011 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 2 comments

2. The REAL Secret

   Ms. That Girl (Parental Discretion Advised)
   “Over the past few years, the “self-help” movement has turned millions of hard-working honest people into lazy day-dreamers. The Secret, in particular, has always seemed to have quite an enormous impact on its readers…”

   September 14, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 1 comment

3. That’s it, I’m Done.

   Mr. This Guy
   “If you’ve ever had to work for a living, you’ve dreamed of the day when you could quit your job. And if you’ve ever worked in a job that you’ve hated, you’ve dreamed of quitting in the most outlandish, over-the-top fashion possible.”

   August 16, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 1 comment

4. How embarrassing, Indeed.

   Mr. This Guy
   “I don’t understand it. There’s a new movement out there of women just like you – a “one of the guys” type of girls. The type of girl who drinks beer and watches NASCAR and swears. The type of girl who will kick you in the balls if you bring her flowers.”

   July 3, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 7 comments

5. How Embarrassing

   Ms. That Girl (RATED R)
   “Go walk on eggshells elsewhere, will ya? No one wants to hear it, and at this point, we’re not laughing with you.”

   June 15, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 8 comments

6. A Moron’s Guide to Bachelor Parties

   Mr. This Guy
   “If this is how you really think, what the hell are you getting married for?”

   June 14, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 4 comments

7. Who Hates You? This Guy.

   Mr. This Guy
   “Here are some things you do that piss your bartender off…”

   May 29, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 8 comments

8. “Gotta check in with the warden, eh?”

   Mr. This Guy
   “So my friends, when you see a married guy out there, and wonder what it’s like, now you have an idea.”

   May 21, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 1 comment

9. Attack of the Pregbots

   Ms. That Girl (Parental Discretion Advised)
   “If you, or anyone you know, are suffering from this socially-damaging affliction, please know that you are not alone.”

   May 20, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 1 comment

10. Tight Jeans, Eyeliner, No Talent

    Mr. This Guy (RATED R)
    “You know who you are.”

    May 17, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 6 comments

11. Breaking the Law of Attraction

    Ms. That Girl (PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED)
    “SHOW me something; tell me about your passions, your accomplishments, the unique things you’ve done in your life… Oh, you’re boring and lazy? Byyyeeee.”

    May 14, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 3 comments

12. You suck and that’s sad :(

    Ms. That Girl (Parental Discretion Advised)
    “Trying to hurt me doesn’t work. What it does is make YOU pathetic and ME laugh.”

    April 23, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 3 comments

13. The Ancient Art of STFU

    Ms. That Girl (Parental Discretion Advised)
    “So before you see me out at a bar, or the mall, or anywhere- be careful with the words you choose in confronting me.”

    April 20, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 4 comments

14. My Experience at the Jersey Shore (kind of)

    Johnny Crash (Mr. and Ms.)
    “For those of you lucky souls who may not know what I am talking about, I envy you to no end.”

    April 15, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 2 comments

15. American Idol. Great show…THE FIRST TIME.

    Ms. That Girl
    “Remember how awesome the first season was? And then how kinda awesome the second season was? And how not awesome it’s been ever since? I do.”

    April 14, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 1 comment

16. Hey, congratulations on settling!

    Ms. That Girl
    “I used to be like you. When people would say to me, ‘You can do anything you put your mind to,’ I would tell them to shut the *%&! up and mind their business.”

    April 7, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 4 comments

17. Setting the record… straight?

    Ms. That Girl
    “To those who have made comments, accusations, and/or inquiries about my sexuality; here is what I have to say…”

    April 5, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 4 comments

18. 2012… yeah, no.

    Ms. THAT Girl
    “I am not looking forward to D-Day, which I’m assuming will be December 21, 2012. Only to me, it won’t stand for ‘Dooms Day’- it’ll stand for ‘Dumbass Day’.”

    March 30, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 8 comments

19. From a Catch to a Joke in -1.5 inches

    Ms. THAT Girl
    “…if you think you’re in the clear because your significant other wouldn’t dare embarrass herself by telling her friends, you’re wrong. She does tell them, and then she cries, and then they all hug her and buy her a drink.”

    March 19, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 3 comments

20. It’s getting old.

    Ms. That Girl
    “Why doesn’t he wanna spend time with me? Why doesn’t he call me? Wahwahwah.”

    March 16, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 3 comments

21. When in Rome- SMOKE POT.

    Ms. That Girl
    This article was supposed to be about the controversial fight to legalize marijuana. Incidentally, it just happened to turn into a love story- and I am not sorry.

    March 15, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 7 comments

22. Blinking Yellow Lights

    Mr. This Guy
    “BOOBS!!!!!: My Love/Hate Relationship”

    (CAUTION: Parental Discretion is Advised)

    March 11, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 3 comments

23. Men Are Like Bicycles

    Ms. That Girl
    “Hey, ya made it a little longer- but you scraped the sh*t out of your knee. So, you try a couple more times and FINALLY you get it. It’s official. You ride bikes.”

    March 10, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 3 comments

24. Women are like cars.

    Mr. This Guy
    “You test its limits, you rev the engine at lights, you wash it religiously, you even vacuum the floor mats. Flash forward to two years later…”

    March 8, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | No comments

25. 10 Million People Can’t Be Trusted

    Ms. That Girl
    “What I wanna know is what the f@#* happened to everyone that needs to surrender their soul to an internet fantasy land?? What the hell have you been through? “

    March 8, 2010 |  Ms. vs Mr. | 2 comments