How embarrassing, Indeed.
Posted By: Mr. This Guy | July 3, 2010 | 7 comments
Holy shit… someone seems to be in a bit of a dry spell. Ms. TG, you haven’t graced us with your presence in almost a month and when you finally decide to show up, you’re really just attacking me. No new thoughts, just the rantings by someone so unoriginal it’s only a “reply all” commentary to my latest post. The title was right on the money, though. It’s been almost a month since we last heard from you and this is what we get? How embarrassing, indeed.
Is it because I refuse to perpetuate a stereotype and I’m actually happy in my relationship that’s making you so bitter. Nothing like being creative by regurgitating stereotypical material of beer-guzzling guys who’s only interest is wet vagina – so sorry to disappoint you. The most creative thing you could come up with was that my wife must have my balls in a grip? Seriously, that’s it? You’re breaking some new ground there. Any day now Ashton Kutcher might tap you as his new creative writing partner. Really though, why am I happy in my relationship and you’re pouting about it? My only guess would be because my uncle didn’t play “let’s keep a secret” with me when I was a kid.
I don’t understand it. There’s a new movement out there of women just like you – a “one of the guys” type of girls. The type of girl who drinks beer and watches NASCAR and swears. The type of girl who will kick you in the balls if you bring her flowers. The type of girl who would never – what was the term? Oh yeah – let their man be pussy whipped.
Ironically, there is a whole other movement of women out there who are bitching and complaining that they can’t find a good guy. No one holds doors open, no one pulls out chairs, no one sends flowers. Is it wrong that guys out there want to do those things? Or would you rather have your guy running around and fucking everything he can get his hands on? Is it so torturous to be treated chivalrously that your automatic defense is to call the guy is a pussy? No wonder there’s no “good” guys left . . . why would they want to be a good guy when they can be a douche bag and dumb cunts like you will foster that. “That’s okay baby, you go fuck those whores. My man ain’t no pussy. Fuck it, I’ll push.”
So thanks for the heads up. I had no idea that I was pussy whipped. I really feel much better knowing how to be a real man, knowing what I have to do. So when my wife gets home from work I guess I’ll punch her in the face, get her in the kitchen, and get my dinner made. ‘Cause I’m a man. A man who’s not pussy whipped. And that sounds way more healthy than my shitty little marriage.
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Dan September 17, 2010 at 9:35 pm
“girls aways bitch about pussy-whipped guys then they just piss and moan about how no dude wants them longer than a night… ”
Girls always bitch. It’s their thing.
Medicine Ball Exercises August 5, 2010 at 7:53 pm
found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later
hollerrrr July 4, 2010 at 6:02 am
this guys got a point, girls aways bitch about pussy-whipped guys then they just piss and moan about how no dude wants them longer than a night… its either too much or not enough, make up your fuckin mind girls bc this guy has it down and its soooooooo true!!!!!
kilihunebabe July 3, 2010 at 5:02 pm
hey, woman of subject matter – the vast majority of women appreciate chivalry in men. chivalry does not mean pussy-whipped; it means respect, gentle, kind. sure, there are women who take advantage of this, but it is shame on them, not shame on the man who hopes for reciprocity. as for women like you who snub chivalry, at least you can say you don’t take advantage of it, but being ignorant about it is just as careless. grow up. don’t attempt to cheapen other people’s relationships with your ignorant slander.
DA BEAST July 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I find it awesome you called her a cunt. Because that’s what she really is
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