How Embarrassing
Posted By: Ms. That Girl | June 15, 2010 | 8 comments
So, there’s been an awful lot of noise coming from Mr. This Guy lately about how awesome marriage is and how it makes you cool to be married. Seems as though he’s gone a little mushy on us. I can’t help but think it might have something to do with how many times his wife has chewed him up. Hmmm, let’s think of some other things that are mushy: putty (in her hands), shit (on the bottom of her shoe), throw-up (in my mouth)… Sad, isn’t it? Perhaps wifey wrote these articles. They do seem to have somewhat of a “woman’s touch” to them, don’t they?
Maybe, as a reader, you disagree. Maybe you’re sitting there thinking, Nonsense, he’s just being respectful- a real man… Bitch, shut the fuck up. A real man acknowledges the fact that he is, in fact, a man and that it is in his nature to like beer and pussy. What’s respectful is being loyal to your partner because you took vows; not blowing smoke up everybody’s ass because she will nag the shit out of you if you don’t. No one fucking asked you, and no one fucking asked YOU, Mr. TG. Go walk on eggshells elsewhere, will ya? No one wants to hear it, and at this point, we’re not laughing with you.
It’s not disrespectful to have strippers at your bachelor party- it’s normal because it’s fun for guys. If you’re a guy, and that’s not your idea of fun, good for you; but you’re a weirdo and probably a liar. In fact, I’m pretty sure the point of that kind of bachelor party is so that you can get any craziness out of your system because you WILL respect your vows when you say, “I do.” There’s nothing wrong with that. I also don’t remember any rule about the best man having to be single. There are plenty of best men out there who are married, who don’t cheat on their wives and still throw their buddies a crazy party. He probably sees nothing wrong with it because he didn’t marry his mom. Your single best man isn’t out to make you live vicariously through him, and your married best man isn’t out to live vicariously through you. The dude is trying to show you a great time. Chances are he has spent a ridiculous amount of money doing so, and you’re a just an ungrateful bastard. He probably doesn’t realize how pussy-whipped you are. What do you think your wife’s bachelorette party was like? A couple mimosas at brunch with her girlfriends? Hahaha OKAY.
Look, Mr. TG- you’re happily married. We fucking get it… but we doubt it. For the sake of your manhood, we all hope that someday your wife will loosen her grip on your balls, so you can tell that bitch if she doesn’t want to sleep with you that SHE can go sleep on the fucking couch. Anyway, as far as these lame articles go, my suggestion would be to get a laptop and go blog in the men’s room of a Starbucks or something; that way no one can stand over your shoulder while you type… Pussy.
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Ms. That Girl June 16, 2010 at 10:59 pm
I can see what you’re saying, chick- but I think you’re confusing bitter and nasty. I have nothing to be bitter about- no one ever wronged me in any way! I’m just nasty sometimes. Unless of course you’re referring to bitter-sounding toward men with vaginas. In that respect, you could almost say that. Pussy-whipped guys annoy me to no end.
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