Setting the record… straight?
Posted By: Ms. That Girl | April 5, 2010 | 4 comments
I have a reputation around here as being somewhat of a “man-hater.” I’ll admit a lot of my postings have a definite “man-hating” tone to them, as my dealings with men throughout my life have proven themselves to be a constant source of disappointment and frustration. Because of this, it isn’t uncommon for someone to ask me if I’m a lesbian. 100% of the time, the inquisitor is either one of my male readers, or a male friend who just can’t understand that I don’t want to fuck him. Now, I never thought I’d have to actually dignify that question with an answer to this extent, but apparently, I do. The last thing I want is for people to think that I’m just some carpet-munching feminist looking for an outlet to vent the rage that’s built up due to severe lack of penetration. In fact, my disgust for that type of woman closely rivals that I have for the majority of the male population. So, I’m here to set the record straight on this bullshit.
Sexuality is defined by it’s core word- “sex.” Sex is defined by sex, which refers to sex. If I wanted to talk to you about my sex-life, I would. I’m not the type to beat around the bush (literally, or figuratively.) I would probably say something along the lines of , “I like vagina. Therefore, the reason I constantly complain about men is because I do not like penis.” That statement would be thoroughly, whole-heartedly, undeniably FALSE. I constantly complain about men because I have yet to have enough reason not to. ENOUGH MEN have just baffled me with their ignorance to the point where I need to post something on the internet, just so that I may address all of them in one shot and move on with my life.
To those who have made comments, accusations, and/or inquiries as to whether I am a lesbian; here is what I have to say…
JUST BECAUSE I am at my wits end with how simple and oblivious so many of you can be, does not mean I don’t find you attractive.
IF I DON’T FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, it is because you are UNATTRACTIVE, not because I like girls. I may be interested in the guy next to you.
IF I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THE GUY NEXT TO YOU, it means I should get up and go somewhere else- not to go find the chick I’m gonna bring home and scissor with, but to find a dude who’s face make’s “a good start.”
IF YOU SEE MY APPROACH A CHICK FIRST, I am not hitting on her. I approached her because she is a friend, whose conversation and company are most likely much more worth my time than yours.
…I mean, maybe it’s because I’m picky, or have standards for men as high as I would hold myself to. I have found men who I’ve considered to be worth my time and company. Yes, I love my girlfriends; because they are intelligent, funny, caring people. I am actually comfortable in my sexuality enough to say that I would rather hook up with any of them, over so many of you. I wouldn’t enjoy it, but I’d hate it less. The long and short of it is this;
NO, I’m not a lesbian- you’re just ugly.
NO, I’m not a lesbian- you’re just an idiot.
NO, I’m not a lesbian- I think your friend is hot.
NO, I’m not a lesbian- I slept with your brother.
NO, I’m not a lesbian- you just smell really fucking bad.
NO, I’m not a lesbian- I would just rather suck my girlfriend’s tits than come within 40 ft of your greasy, grimey, scaley, ugly, fat, balding self.
Capice? 
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chris April 5, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I actually never thought you were a lesbian. From the very first moment I read something of yours I knew whole-heartedly, and undeniably that you were a grimy gay guy with a female pen name.
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