What exactly is “Girl Code”?
Posted By: Ms. That Girl | February 28, 2010 | No comments
What exactly is “Girl Code,” and why is it so serious? “Girl Code” is obviously a set of unwritten rules expected to be followed by all women. Those who break the rules of girl code are instantly unworthy of respect and shit will undoubtedly be talked about them. These bitches are not just bitches. They are nasty classless skanks who deserve to be treated in the way they treat others. Maybe they didn’t get the memo. Let’s go ahead and run over these rules again right quick.
I’ve polled 30 women on their opinion as to what the Number 1 rule of girl code should be. Here are the results…
(11 votes)
RULE #1: Under NO circumstances is it OK to date/screw ANY man that a friend has been, or currently is involved with.
That shit is not cool. No matter what the situation is, how mad you are at your friend, how drunk you are, or how far away she is, you DO NOT attempt to hook up with her boyfriend/fiancé/husband/booty call/crush. Even if the guy tells you their relationship sucks and is on it’s way out, that is NOT an excuse. To do this would make you irreparably disgusting, and a total joke of a human being.
Coming at a close second to current relationships, EX-Boyfriends/fiancés/husbands are also OFF LIMITS. That shit is disrespectful and dirty. Do you really want to be your friend’s sloppy seconds?? Find your own man. A fresh one.
(7 votes)
RULE #2: Look out for your fellow bitch.
You know how it feels to be mistreated, dumped, used, the target of some stupid asshole’s pick-up lines. You’ve been too drunk to make sensible decisions. Be a loyal friend and don’t judge. Instead, try being there to help protect, or support other girls who are in bad situations. Stick together. Be the back up a girl needs when she’s trying to stand up for herself. Men can be overbearing fuckfaces and it’s not always that easy for a woman to hold her own against one. As bitches, it is what we are supposed to do. To bail on a girlfriend in need is dick. Build your respectability and reputation as a good woman because there will come a time when you are gonna be the one who needs back up.
(6 votes)
RULE #3: Don’t be a c*nt.
To put bros before hoes is to be a c*nt. And no one likes a c*nt. Ha-ha. C*nt. Anyway, you’ve heard all your life “Boys will come and go, but your girls will always be there.” Hey- how about you sabotage that? Because that’s what putting a dude before your gfs will do. Once THAT guy realizes the kind of pathetic bitch you are, he’s probably going to bounce and then you’re going to be alone. This rule is asking for it. It’s not easy to get a bad rep with other women. If you try to make them look bad in front of other people just so YOU can look better, you just don’t deserve to have friends. Everyone knows what you’re trying to do and it’s not cute. Get over yourself.
(4 votes)
RULE #4: Unavailable men are unavailable.
You should NEVER make a move on a guy who’s taken. Casual flirting is one thing, but anything beyond that is just plain trashy. I’m been guilty of it myself, I’m not gonna lie, but I’m not proud of it. We have to remember that his chick is a chick, too. And for him to accept any advances you offer makes him a scumbag. How would you feel if you were that bitch? Devastated. Betrayed. Disrespected. And not just by her man, but by YOU for breaking a fucking important rule of girl code. Would you like people to know that you would hook up with their man? Didn’t think so.
(2 votes)
RULE #5: Know your place.
Play your role as a woman among women. If you’re a best friend, be a good best friend. If you’re just an acquaintance, or a friend of a friend, be friendly and cordial. If you’re an ex-girlfriend, respect you ex’s new relationship. If you’re in a relationship, respect your guy’s past girlfriends. If you’re simply a friend of someone’s boyfriend, be a friend to his girl, too. We all the same, yo. Let’s keep it that way.
There are way more examples to be shown that could be included in “Girl Code”, but I think you get the picture. If you want respect, you gotta give it. Otherwise we will write, “(your name here) is a fucking dirty whore” on every bathroom stall we’re in. Capice?
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