I Want Your Ugly. I Want Your Disease.
Posted By: J.M.B | March 13, 2010 | 5 comments
Let me preface this by saying that I am not a lesbian. Not even bisexual. However, there are a handful of women out there that…I would. I just would. Lady Gaga is one of them.
No offense to her, but we all know she’s not the most beautiful girl underneath all the costume. Some may even go as far as to call her a “butterface” (for those who don’t know, that’s short for “everything’s hot, but her face”). HOWEVER, there is just something about this b*tch that is just attractive to me. And I think it’s because she is just SO g*ddamn weird.
From her first single, “Just Dance”, I knew she was beyond cool. She’s done nothing but prove that to me all the way up to her current hit single, “Bad Romance.” And I have great taste in music, if I do say so myself. If you haven’t seen a Lady Gaga music video, take 4 minutes of your time and watch one on YouTube. I know you’re thinking “Yeah, I’ll pass.” LISTEN, whether you enjoy it or not, I promise you- you WILL be captivated from beginning to end.
For me, in addition to her straight up strangitude, I cannot get enough of her music. She writes, records and performs with a kind of passion that just stands out in mainstream music, not to mention she’s also a super-talented pianist. That’s a hard instrument to play, dude, and I definitely don’t think she does get enough credit for it because so many people think she’s a joke. Yeah, her everyday wardrobe is pretty extreme, but honestly- how f*cking cool is she to wanna stand out SO much? I’m sorry, but that takes balls. And I like balls. HAHA. (translation: I have respect for brave people.) Her date for the MTV awards was Kermit the Frog, for God’s sake. Who does that? Only someone AWESOME. I mean- come on. And by the way, have you seen that performance? Abso-f*cking-lutely brilliant.
Another thing that is so great about this girl, is that she turns many of her music videos in to like 10 minutes mini-movies, with a gripping plot line and absolutely brilliant visuals. Check out “Paparazzi”, and “Telephone”, featuring Beyonce. Totally worth it.
Lady Gaga is one of the most talented performers I’ve ever seen, if not the most talented. When her songs come on, TELL ME you don’t start jammin’ out. It’s impossible not to. Aside from her music, her drive, and unwavering dare to be different is an inspiration to me, and to countless other women.
I’d like to thank Lady G. for the genuine, well-rounded array of entertainment. Rock on, b*tch.
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JT March 13, 2010 at 7:02 pm
She definetly captured and held my attention.. Lady Gaga is a marketing genius and super talented!!!
Jstamby March 13, 2010 at 6:57 pm
I actually have to Agree with this….she is amazing!! At first I thought she was a little off the wall per say however she has REALLY grown on me…..btw..her body ROCKS
D.A. March 13, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I’m with you! She ROCKS. How ’bout this performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJ4PB5o6cAShe KILLED it.
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