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Half for the Glory and Half for the Story

Posted By: Mr. This Guy | March 19, 2010 | 1 comment

Banging chicks is f*cking awesome. But after the 3 hours is up, what we as men have that’s even better than the awesome post sex chubby that we all wish would be the size of our limpers all the time, is the “story”.
What I have come to realize is that the “story” is greater than, or equal to the importance of why any man does anything at all. Even if you bang a super hot 18 year old virgin model once in your life, you can talk about it with your friends at least 100 times, maybe more. And the best part of the “story” is that pieces that were not so good (when you cried afterwards, or that little hair that was on your tongue the whole time while you were down on her that sort of kept chocking you like when you sometimes get that popcorn kernel skin stuck in your throat) can be omitted. Even better, they can be replaced with stuff that happened from other sexual encounters. When a guy tells a story, the one rule is that it must be more true than false. But there is no rule saying that some pieces can’t be total fabrications, and nothing at all stopping you from taking bits and pieces from other stories and sowing them into a patchwork quilt of awesomeness.
When guys sit around and drink beers, we don’t get all muddled up talking about emotions, jobs, girlfriends, vacation plans, etc. We don’t try to impress each other with expensive handbags, or that awesome gift we got from our significant other. What we do is try and impress each other with that filthy thing we got that hot girl to do, how we banged that black chick once, or that three some we almost had in college…
Point being 1/2 of everything we as men do is so that we can get high-fives from our friends. I really like high-fives. Here is a list of other things I really like…