Kate-Hate
Posted By: Lana Morelli | April 14, 2010 | 2 comments
Getting ready for work this morning, I turn my radio on in a desperate attempt to seek some hump-day motivation.
“Its time for the celebrity sleeze” The DJ says. Her report goes something like this…
“Kate Gosselin has somehow survived yet ANOTHER week on Dancing with the Stars. In other news, it has been reported that she loves L.A. so much that she is looking at houses to buy. She is interested in a 6-bedroom home with a pool, Jacuzzi and a recording studio!”
[Enter: Primal Scream]
The second the words floated out of the radio, I groaned. UGH….Is Kate really going to torture us with some musical styling of herself, or even worse, her kids? I can already hear the children’s CD belting out the most annoying tunes imaginable.
Haven’t we suffered enough, watching Jon prance around in Ed Hardy T-shirts (so passé)?? Or watching their miserable marriage, tasteless divorce, her stints on The View and now DWTS? Maybe its because I was a competetive dancer growing up, but for me, watching Kate dance is like a watching a train wreck S-L-O-W-L-Y. She has that weird expression plastered to her face, while she simultaneously manages to move offbeat and slightly trip over herself. It’s a rhythmic sin and sad scene.
But more than that…now we may have to listen to her sing? Is there any justice in the world? I hate when celebrities try to over-exert themselves into professions that they are not fit for. They think “because I’m famous, I can do it all.”
Case-in-point: Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks that because she was on “Party of Five” decades ago, made some low-grade movies and dated John Mayer, that she has literary talent and can write a book! Or how about Paris Hilton, she’s famous because…well because she’s Paris Hilton. But so what?! Just because she’s famous doesn’t mean she can sing… or that Jessica Simpson can act… or that Scarlett Johansson can sing… or that Lindsay Lohan can act (actually, Lindsay- even though I liked Mean Girls, the truth is, after Parent-Trap you kind of suck at acting too- sorry!)
Anyhow the bottom line is that all the A, B, C, and D listers, celebrities, debutants and heiress’s….should just do what they’re good at (whatever that may be) and try and stick to it.
With that being said…. NEWSFLASH: Kate is NOT even a celebrity. America only knows her because we watched in awe as women with a crooked hair cut popped out kid after kid with a man who only wears graphic T-shirts. We couldn’t believe she had 8 infants at one time (on purpose), and we kept watching because her miserable relationship was so terrible that we couldn’t believe they actually made a show out of it.
According to the Webster’s Dictionary a Celebrity is: “1. the state of being celebrated : fame or 2. a famous or celebrated person.”
Well, Kate, if everyone knows who you are because they HATE celebrating you, I guess that makes you a non-celebrity! You just don’t fit the bill. Please get off the glossy pages of my Star, In-Style, US-weekly and other favorite mindless celebrity magazines. You are just a mother who is not raising her kids because you’re star struck and self-absorbed. That is not something worth celebrating.
So in my final plea to Kate Gosslin… PLEASE don’t torture us with a CD. We have already had too much of you for one lifetime. If you need a hobby, how about focusing a little more on your kids (you do have a whole bunch of ‘em.)
With Sincere Dislike,
Lana
Haven’t had a chance to watch Kate embarrass herself on Dancing with the Stars? Here’s a video.
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